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| So you think you may be White Trash? Try reading some of the qualifications below. Feel free to email us any that we may have overlooked.
#1....Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction. #2....Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back. #3....Your state's got a new law that says when a couple gets divorced, they are still legally brother and sister. #4....You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the men’s room at the Flying J Truck Stop. #5....You think There is nothing Wrong with Incest as long as U keep it in the Family. #6....Everything in your life is either Stolen, Borrowed or Compliments of the United States Government. #7....You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. #8....You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. #9....You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets day light.(Of course this only applies if you actually quit drinking sometime during the Night) #10...The FBI has surrounded your trailer park twice, so far this year.
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